playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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