Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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