I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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