Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
