What a fucking waste of an outfit
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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