God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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