Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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