This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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