We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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