I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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