Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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