sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i think i just naturally attract stoners
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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