But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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