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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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