I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize
