apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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