He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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