you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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