And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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