I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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