i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
so much tequila, so little girl.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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