try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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