But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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