i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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