You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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