she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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