You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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