I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My vagina just clenched in fear
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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