I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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