great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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