maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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