That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
