he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm always down for nudity.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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