so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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