U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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