I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
