PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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