You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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