What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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