Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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