i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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