So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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