woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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