and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just threw up on my dentist
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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