I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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