I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My bed smells like the plague
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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