I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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