Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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