I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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