Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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