I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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