Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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