I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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