I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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