I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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