and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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