Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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