Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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